Middle Schooler Stereotypes

BY ZACHARY BARNABY
STAFF WRITER

Six Sixlet Stereotypes

1. You’re short.
2. You forget your assignments. 
3. You won’t stop playing snake.
4. You’re scared of eighth graders. 
5. You’re constantly late.
6. You complain about your homework.

Seven Signs You’re a Sevie

1. You think you’re way better than sixlets.
2. You try desperately to be popular.
3. You get into a lot of drama. 
4. You wear jeans with holes in them. 
5. Sixlets hate you. 
6. You call sixlets “small child”.
7. You complain about your homework.

Eight Examples of Eightheopians 

1. You think you rule Building A. 
2. You don’t care about anything.
3. You’re fake.
4. You have seventeen crushes.
5. You think sixth and seventh graders are obnoxious.
6. You’re very gullible.
7. You think you’re a high schooler.
8. You complain about your homework.